If you're ever in a good mood and looking to end it as soon as possible, just check out U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn's new online Pork Report.  Among the items on there right now that'll get your blood boiling:

• Congressman steered $9.2 million in earmarks to a company owned by his relatives that never produced any usable materials and declared bankruptcy.
• Virginia Congressman requests earmarks to study the taste of sheep, sheep hair, and horseshoe crabs.
• Minnesota Democrats use road earmark to buy Republican votes for $6.6 billion transportation bill.

If that wasn't enough to ruin your day, just click here and check out all the gory details for yourself.