Today we say goodbye to America's closest thing to a beloved monarch. 

If you're not sure how you're going to cope, consider purchasing one of Erin Crowe's pieces. Ms. Crow has painted more than 50 larger-than-life images of the Fed chairman, several of which can be currently seen at her "Goodbye Greenspan" exhibit at the Broome Street Gallery in downtown Manhattan.

We're considering "Greenspeak" for our living room...or at least we were until we saw the price tag ($12,500).  To put it appropriately, the purchase may exhibit a level of irrational exuberance.